{"id":113,"date":"2018-07-15T11:35:47","date_gmt":"2018-07-15T11:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themes.pixelwars.org\/lahanna\/?page_id=113"},"modified":"2018-07-15T11:35:47","modified_gmt":"2018-07-15T11:35:47","slug":"full-page","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/topolino-lifestyle.com\/?page_id=113","title":{"rendered":"Full Page"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please, Don-Bot\u2026 look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don&#8217;t pay you or let you go. Say what? You won&#8217;t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you&#8217;ll be doing.<\/p>\n<p>Is that a cooking show? All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit\u2026 that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m transferring to business school! I just told you! You&#8217;ve killed me! Can we have Bender Burgers again?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-33 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/themes.pixelwars.org\/lahanna-test\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/04-e1531644797752.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1914\" height=\"1752\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, good luck with that. Take me to your leader! Take me to your leader! Just once I&#8217;d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn&#8217;t bound and gagged. No, just a regular mistake.<\/p>\n<p>Soon enough. No, of course not. It was\u2026 uh\u2026 porno. Yeah, that&#8217;s it. Meh. I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! I&#8217;ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?<\/p>\n<p>Dear God, they&#8217;ll be killed on our doorstep! And there&#8217;s no trash pickup until January 3rd. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! I&#8217;ll get my kit! Oh, I think we should just stay friends.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, tell me something. You&#8217;ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you&#8217;re doing your laundry? Fry, you can&#8217;t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn&#8217;t you just get me the death penalty?<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re going back for the Countess, aren&#8217;t you? My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book &#8218;Earth in the Balance&#8220;, and the much more popular &#8220;Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth&#8216;, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please, Don-Bot\u2026 look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don&#8217;t pay you&#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/topolino-lifestyle.com\/?page_id=113\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"page_template-full.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-113","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/topolino-lifestyle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/113"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/topolino-lifestyle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/topolino-lifestyle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topolino-lifestyle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topolino-lifestyle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/topolino-lifestyle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/topolino-lifestyle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}